in response to Dena's Alanis video...
My Lovely Lady Lumps!
"The contemporary thing in art and literature is the thing which doesn't make enough difference to the people of that generation so that they can accept it or reject it." ~Gertrude Stein
this is amazing! i hope you all enjoy this! (i think dena's dad would find this interesting...)
Posted by kali at 11:48 PM 0 comments
A friend posted this on myspace, and I'm still giggling.... i hope i don't wake dena up. SHHHH!!
THERAPY
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It, 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds.'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip, Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is, 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day .
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Share this with others To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ....... therapy!
Posted by kali at 2:18 AM 4 comments
You Are 32% American |
America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! |
Posted by kali at 2:03 PM 0 comments
Your 1920's Name is: |
Posted by kali at 2:35 AM 0 comments
you will all think i'm crazy after this one....
a commercial for a modern production of Henri Muller's HamletMachine. mind you, HamletMachine is a 5 page twist on Shakespeare's Hamlet. It's so awe-inspiring! political commentary, etc.
Posted by kali at 2:27 AM 1 comments
i love the rain.... i am the rain.... does that make me stuckup?
You Are Rain |
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing |
Posted by kali at 1:44 AM 0 comments
this is so funny and well executed!!
Avenue Q - Lucy The Slut- Special
Posted by kali at 12:42 AM 0 comments
Avenue q - the internet is for porn
(the video quality isn't the greatest, but still funny!)
Posted by kali at 12:40 AM 1 comments
The Easter Bunny Hates You
Posted by kali at 1:26 AM 2 comments
You Are More Yin |
Devoted Forgiving Fall Winter Afternoon Moon Time Passive Metal Honey |
Posted by kali at 7:21 PM 5 comments
this time of year is very stressful... especially for peeps! STOP PEEP ON PEEP CRIME!!!
Posted by kali at 2:18 AM 0 comments