A little Lighting Humor...

A running joke...

Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Complain to the director at notes.

Q: How many directors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Give a note to the stage manager to fix it!

Q: How many stage managers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Pull the technical director off of a set installation to deal with it.

Q: How many technical directors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Call the master electrician at home to fix it.

Q: How many master electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We don't change bulbs, only halogen lamps. It's a props problem.

Q: How many props masters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Light bulb?! When did they even get a lamp?