"I am so smart... S M R T!"

The more [X]'s the dumber you are.18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3
[x] You have run into a tree.
[x] you have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 5
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] Your hair is/was blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow
so far: 6
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 9
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 11
[x] You have eaten a bug. (i was running... and panting... sheesh...)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket (ALL THE TIME!
So far: 14
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 15
[x]When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the wall
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Grand Total: 16!!! WOO HOO!!!! ME IS SOO SMRT AND PURTTY!!